Hey kids,
I hope mommy and daddy aren't fighting anymore. You hang in there. Remember, it's probably not your fault.
Anyway, this is the new site. Thanks to Casey Todd at Conjure Media Group, for doing a bang up job. Peruse the site. See what's up. We're integrated, bifurcated, masticated, and ready to be swallowed whole.
In the coming weeks there will be some new features for those who are willing to give up their email, home address, social security number, and a totally painless cheek swab. Hey man, we just wanna get to know you!
Until then, don't forget to floss, practice sex, and call your mother. I know she's a little nutty, but she did get you this far.
Hugs and shit,
JE